So, there’s this blogging game going around. Here's the rules:
1. You leave me a comment saying, “Melissa, please interview me.” or something to that effect.
2. I will email you five interview questions of my choice, providing, that is, you left me your email address.
3. You update your blog with the answers to the questions and link back to my original post.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

Here are my questions from Laura

1. If you won the lottery and never had to work again, what would you do with your life?
I am sure that I would open up some sort of dog rescue with my best friend, Jennifer. I would also get dental veneers. I am obsessed with teeth. I want big white gargantuan teeth. You can even call me Bucky, I swear wont care.

2. Do you think you'll ever get married again? Why or why not?
If I did not desperately want children I would say not just NO but HELL NO. However I would like my children not to be bastards, so in that case I guess at one point or another I will have to get hitched again.

3. Name 5-10 (but at least five) traits you love about yourself and why.
1) I fell off the short bus some time ago. I am completely retarded and I absolutely love it. I love the fact that I still try to get on the loud speaker at Wall mart and that whenever someone says "balls" I always giggle.
2) I love my hair. Yep, that's right folks. I have had a love affair with my own hair for some time now. My hair is my thing. It separates me from every other dumb blond on the street.
3) I love that I am scrappy. I have never been one of those girls that screams when they play sports or is afraid to get dirty on a weekend camping trip. I played with He-Man and Skeletor growing up.... I ain't skeerd.
4) I love that in some of the hardest situations I can still somehow find humor in the little things.
5) I love that I learned along time ago how to apply my own makeup. Nothing is worse then when some skank passes me by with a base line or dark shadow from lid to brow. Get a grip sisters!

4. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live and why?
I would pack my bags and move to Mexico (or any other place tropical for that matter) tomorrow. I want to live on a beach. I want to look out my window and see crystal blue water. I am still working on my Spanish.... pinche mierda!

5. Name five goals for yourself that you'd like to achieve in the next five years and the significance of each.
1) It is extremely important to me to become a Property Manager again. After that my plan to rule the world should be a piece of cake.
2) Have children.... no explanation needed.
3) Finally let go of a man that I have kept in my back pocket for the past eight years.
4) Buy a home
5) Learn to see others for who they are, not who I want them to be.

Cue the credits.... I am out!

To check out Laura's Q&A visit: http://metrogirl.typepad.com/paradise/